*(I’m sitting on a couch wearing plaid boxers and a velvet revolver shirt that is obviously not mine.) I think your neighbors think I’m a slut because I always leave your house wearing the same thing I wore the night before. Today, I’m going to leave wearing this… (indicating the aforementioned outfit).
A few hours later I’m wearing the same thing and carrying a grocery bag in each hand. One filled with clothes, the other with food. I’m barefooted and about to walk out the door. We’re walking out together and he motions to the door, “after you, homeless prostitute”.
*She: k so this guy i used to work with who had a major crush on me just imed me saying,"hi little school girl". i feel like he wants to spank me.
Me: he probably does, you should let him and see what happens
She: no he's shapeless & weird… like a germ.
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